24 Truths

My mom sent me this forward of "24 Adult Truths"... I found myself nodding in agreement with just about every one.  I took the liberty of putting the ones that resonated with me the most in bold...


24 Adult Truths:
 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
 your computer history if you die.
 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
 realize you're wrong.
 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
 younger.
 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm
 pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
 the person died.
 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
 10. Bad decisions make good stories.
 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
 work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
 productive for the rest of the day.
 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
 don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
 me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that
 I swear I did not make any changes to.
 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
 to answer when they call.
 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
 Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
 hunger.
 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
 nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word
 they said?
 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team
 up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
 brothers and sisters!
 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
 dirty, and you can wear them forever.
 22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and
 still not know what time it is.
 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their
 car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail
on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze
 button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first
 time, every time.
 24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874
 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100
 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.